20 September 2011

The Vole -- New Appointment

Helen Highwater has quickly covered her (rather pretty) ass by appointing Geoff Arbuthnott of the Northern Shires to be her assistant. At the moment I have to admit the exact title has eluded my spies. Geoff has a broad northern accent so some wag suggested the next appointment by the Engineering chief will be a translator!

Never one to miss a photo opportunity Ms Highwater went to see the installation of one of the new Chinese made lock gates. However, all did not go to plan. She arrived in high heels and was not permitted on site wearing those by the Health and Safety representative. Her short skirt was eventually complemented by a pair of borrowed size 10 (men's) wellies which looked very fetching according to workmen on the site. Some took photos, no doubt for their private (fetish?) collections.

Worse was to come however. Being only 5ft 2ins tall and 8 1/2 stone wet through, she posed by one of the gates, but was then unable to close it. Geoff had to lend her a hand to complete the process..... the shape of things to come?