The Vole -- Wind in High Places

The other day I bumped into Geoff Arbuthnott from the Northern Shires Division of AV. I congratulated him on his latest success, coming third in the All England Farting Championships held in Bolton, some would say, the Wimbledon of Competitive Farting. Geoff was killing time before a meeting so I played him back a few samples of farting I had obtained from the bug I had planted in the executive loo. In Geoff's expert opinion, the best of the samples showed considerable wind, good loudness, but poor control. No real talent was his conclusion. This confirmed what many in AV had thought for a while.

(The angry boater who described senior AV management as all p!ss and wind was therefore at least 50% correct?..... Matt)