14 June 2011

The Vole -- Rubbish

Since the government jacked up the "Rubbish Tax" canal side rubbish disposal points have become prime targets for those wishing to avoid the tax. AV Rubbish disposal points are now considered high security areas. High fences topped with razor wire proved no deterrent as locals simply lobbed their rubbish over the top. In some areas cleansing operatives couldn't even find the skips as they were buried under a mountain of contraband rubbish.

Rubbish disposal points are now to be converted to concrete enclosures ("bunkers" to old farts who remember WW2..... Matt) with high strength steel doors and, of course the new AV high security locks. Tests have shown that only plasma cutters will cut the steel on the doors, and the use of such a device will trip the heat sensing alarms anyway. 24 Hour camera surveillance with motion detection is included as part of the security package.

Breaking into AV(2010)PLC headquarters and stealing all the PC's is a doddle by comparison according to the AV security consultant.

The Vole