The Vole -- Best Scam Yet?

"The best scam yet" was the phrase use by the AV(2010)PLC's Finance Director Hamish Sidebotham when referring to the introduction of the "AV Key" "They only cost us £10 each and we sell them for £100 so that's 100% profit ( Eh?....Matt) and a cool £2.5 million on the bottom line" he said. Who he was talking to in the Executive loo was not clear. He went on "I should have done it earlier" he said, "the marinas were on to that one years ago" he explained modestly.