Matt Black -- Trolley Rage

Police were called to a case of malicious damage at a supermarket near the Staffs & Worcs canal in Kidderminster. It appears a battered supermarket trolley covered in slime was repeatedly rammed into the store managers Audi car causing extensive damage to its black paintwork.

Security cameras showed a middle aged man in scruffy jeans, a hoodie and a blue baseball cap making rude gestures to a security camera nearby. A man from the local deaf school was brought in by Police to view the video footage. However, due to a mix up he was himself arrested for using obscene language. The phrase at the root of the trouble was believed to be "How do you effin like it winker"?

Police thought a member of the Provisional IWA could be responsible.