Rudoph Hooker -- Headgear
Regular readers will know that I have mentioned this topic before, especially with regard to the banning of baseball caps in certain pubs. The other day, whilst having a pint or two with Chalkie White, we came up with a cracking idea that I thought I ought to share with you.
What boaters need is some sort of "official" headgear. If we could agree on a style then we could claim wearing it was part of our religion. ( I like the idea of being a Devout Boater .... Matt). Anyone being challenged in licensed premises for wearing the said headgear could then sue the owners on the grounds of religious discrimination.
Complex devices similar to turbans are not considered practical. However, perhaps we should include some sort of floatation device or a compartment for your boat keys ? So, when it's pouring down outside and the wind is howling, have a think about a suitable design for a "boaters" hat?
Please note. Don't worry too much if wearing your design makes you look a burk. Look at all those who cruise in Australian Bush hats. It doesn't seem to worry them. Perhaps we could persuade the IWA to take it up as their official headgear ?
What boaters need is some sort of "official" headgear. If we could agree on a style then we could claim wearing it was part of our religion. ( I like the idea of being a Devout Boater .... Matt). Anyone being challenged in licensed premises for wearing the said headgear could then sue the owners on the grounds of religious discrimination.
Complex devices similar to turbans are not considered practical. However, perhaps we should include some sort of floatation device or a compartment for your boat keys ? So, when it's pouring down outside and the wind is howling, have a think about a suitable design for a "boaters" hat?
Please note. Don't worry too much if wearing your design makes you look a burk. Look at all those who cruise in Australian Bush hats. It doesn't seem to worry them. Perhaps we could persuade the IWA to take it up as their official headgear ?
