Ms D. Vine -- Profile

Ms D. Vine has an impeccable CV. She is secretive about her place (and year) of birth, but was educated at Rodine so what went before is irrelevant (as she puts it). Who´s Who confirms that she was married to a Tory MP but understandably felt that was a not good prospect for the future and left her open to ridicule and pity amongst her friends at the WI. In due course she divorced the "chinless wonder", but it all came to nought when she was knocked down by an illegal immigrant driving a taxi outside a well known London night club. The head injury sustained in the accident changed her personality to such an extent she bought a narrowboat, became a boater and has been a liveaboard ever since.

I felt it only proper to have a woman on the team in the interests of balance. I´m sure you will agree, having read the brief resume above, that she will be an important asset to NNN.