Rudolph Hooker -- Precise Weather Forecast

I was in a pub the other day and glanced at a newspaper and an article regarding a local weather forecaster caught my eye. It appears this rather lovely (female) weather presenter had been asked to describe the weather at her present location and she replied "It's pissing down" not releasing she was on air.

This "forecast" hit the headlines for it's colourful language, but I think it should have hit the headlines for a totally different reason. It is the first forecast this year that has been, clear, concise and 100% accurate.....